Thursday, September 21, 2017

Serpent (2017)

 Amanda Evans

WRITER: Amanda Evans


Tom Ainsley
Sarah Dumont
Skye Russell


Adam and Gwynneth are a young married couple who are currently getting through a rough patch due to her infidelity. Trying to rekindle their marriage, Gwynneth decides to tag along with Adam who is heading to a place known as Suicide Gorge in hopes of finding a rare beetle. While sleeping in their tent, they awake to discover that a Black Mamba has entered their domain overnight. The couple now needs to escape without upsetting the venomous snake if they plan on surviving their romantic getaway.

When I first came across Serpent, I was under the impression that I was about to sit through a story about a killer snake. Not seeing the trailer, or even knowing anything about the film. I was only going off of the premise on IMDb. I immediately sat down to watch this in the hopes that I'd see this couple terrorised by a venomous snake. I thought that I'd see something in the vein of Sssssss (1973) or Venom (1981). This movie is something else entirely. I'm just not sure if it's very good.

I am all for a movie that does something different with a well-worn premise. I'm also here for a story that takes its time in building to something. I also enjoy a slow-burn as much as the next man. What we have here, though, is a movie that contains two subplots that come colliding together at around the midway point. It's just a shame that neither of them ever really feel as engaging as I assume the filmmaker intends them to be. I think this commits the cardinal sin of just being boring.

The element of the movie that I actually enjoyed is the marriage problems, infidelity, and trust issues. I think these added more tension and uncomfortableness than any of the scenes involving the Black Mamba snake. Right from the very beginning, we, the audience are aware that there is a rift happening between this couple. She's still receiving messages from the man she cheated on her husband with. The signals he is sending her are getting increasingly hostile. This provides us with this looming dread that Adam may find the messages.

Once the snake manages to slither into the tent, I think this is where it lost me. For the rest of the movie, we watch a couple trying to stay perfectly still, in hopes of not altering the snake to their presence. They also try to come up with ways of trying to escape or trap the snake. It's just a shame that a lot of their choices end up feeling like stupid character decisions. I am sure the writer did research and even spoke to snake experts on ways to survive a Black Mamba if it got into your tent. I just didn't find these moments very suspenseful.

Beyond the infidelity issues and the poisonous snake. I think there are some broader themes that hide beneath the surface of this film. I'm not very religious, and I'm not even sure if the director is herself. We have a man by the name of Adam, and his wife has tasted the forbidden fruit, so to speak. The imagery of the snake also plays a big part. I feel that the director was trying to be deep and provide an allegory on religion. This is what I meant when I said that I thought this was something else entirely and not just a killer snake movie.

I have to hand it to the filmmaker and actors if the stories about the production are true that the actors acted alongside real snakes. I think if that is true, that's pretty damn brave of them. For a lot of the tent scenes, the snake next to the actors looks pretty real. While we have moments where the snake is clearly computer generated. The tent scenes look really well done. Minus the few moments of silliness where the snake sort of flies towards the actors and bites them in the water. I think it looked really good here.

The cinematography in Serpent also looks quite beautiful. I think with this film being filmed in South Africa, it has a completely different look to what I assumed would be a US production. The South African scenes never feel more evident than the ones at the beginning of the film when the couple is leaving the city. Once we get to Suicide Gorge, we have a lot of sprawling nature shots. I think the director has managed to capture this sort of jungle paradise in a beautiful light. I'm sure National Geographic would be pleased with it.

Lastly, we come to the performances. I think the actors did the most with what they are given here. Tom Ainsley was the standout for me. It doesn't hurt that the actor's incredibly handsome and spends a lot of the time shirtless. I think he portrayed that scorned husband well. I believe that Sarah Dumont has the most to recover from as we immediately dislike her character due to her cheating on him. I think by the end, they manage to have this sort of redemption story for her role.



- We see a vision of a man dead in a tent.
- A snake is repeatedly stabbed.
- A woman is bitten by a snake.
- A snake is bashed to death with a rock.
- Beetles crawl inside an open wound.

Serpent feels like two different films all rolled into one. A drama about a crumbling marriage that slowly descends into a story about a couple who are trapped in a tent with a killer snake. At first, I wanted to give this a lower rating but felt that with the themes of religion, the tension between the couple, and the cinematography. It tries to set itself apart from other 'animal attack' movies. What brings the story down, all falls back on the pacing, some of the dialogue, and some dodgy CGI scenes involving the snake. Worth a once-off watch if you want something different.

Tuesday, September 19, 2017

Happy Hunting (2017)


Joe Dietsch
Louie Gibson


Joe Dietsch
Louie Gibson


Martin Dingle Wall
Ken Lally
Kenny Wormald
Connor Williams
C.J. Baker
Gary Sturm
Jeremy Lawson
Sherry Leigh


When an alcoholic drifter receives a call about an ex-girlfriend, who has passed away. On that call, he discovers that he's fathered a young child. Now with her passing, it's left the child alone. He decides to drive to Mexico to be with his child. Stopping over in a small desolate desert town, he gets more than he bargained for when he learns that the town is full of hunters that have a yearly tradition hunting day, only it's not animals they hunt, but humans.

When I first came across Happy Hunting, it wasn't due to something positive. It was the movie's marketing team being accused of ripping off Jeremy Saulnier's Blue Ruin poster. Putting the posters side by side, you can't deny the resemblance. With only a slight font change and a couple of shades difference between the colours used on the poster, you'd assume that the movies themselves were somehow related. So initially, I didn't even bother watching it as I was a big fan of Blue Ruin. I didn't want to give a simple copycat the time of day.

It wasn't until I saw Happy Hunting pop up on Netflix that I decided to research a bit more about it. While I still had a sour taste in my mouth from the controversy about the similar poster campaigns. I decided to check out what the critics had been saying about it on Rotten Tomatoes. With being such a low-budget film, I didn't even expect it to have a Tomatometer. To my surprise, the movie held a 100% Fresh rating on the website. It was only then that I decided to give Happy Hunting a watch.

After I finished watching Happy Hunting, I was pleasantly surprised. As that age-old saying goes 'you should never judge a book by its cover', and I've got to admit that the saying seemed pretty fitting for this film. Clocking in at an hour and a half, it's a violent, fast-paced, and confident film from two first time filmmakers. I was shocked to see this was their first feature film that wasn't a documentary or several episodes of television. This is a solid debut.

The movie doesn't take long at all in getting to the gory good stuff. It takes only half an hour for our main character to be thrust into a terrifying situation of being hunted down for sport in the middle of the desert. From this point on, it feels like a game of cat and mouse. Only the cat seems to be an entire town of hunters who have placed bets on who can secure the most kills. The story never slows down from this point. It always feels like it's moving forward and for that, I can't fault the pace of the movie.

When it comes to the gore, the movie delivers by the bucketload. People are hunted, they are shot, stabbed, and maimed. People are decapitated, heads bashed in with a spiked baseball, and the list goes on. If you were wary that this might be your run-of-the-mill thriller, you would be wrong. While Happy Hunting indeed has elements of all that, this is an all-out gruesome blood sport that never takes a breather. You will be rewarded with blood and carnage.

On a cinematography level, Happy Hunting is a sight to behold. Being that the film is set in the desert, we have these sweeping landscape shots that capture the isolation of being stuck out in the middle of nowhere. The movie is drenched in these browns and golds that really make you feel what it must have been like to film in these arid sorts of conditions. I also found myself really appreciating the aerial shots of above where we see cars or people driving or wandering through the harsh landscape.

The issues that I have with Happy Hunting is that while it's incredibly violent, it still feels like a lot of the bloodshed may have been helped along with CGI and not with practical. Hey, I could be wrong, but whenever someone is torn apart by bullets or blood is sprayed across the screen, it looks computer-generated. This is distracting and always has been in current horror films. How hard is it to load up a squib? Give me a practical effect over a computer one any day of the week.

Lastly, I wanted to bring up the last problem that I had with the film and that was the ending. Our lead character gets put through the wringer in this movie, and for once, I would've welcomed a happy ending for this character. While he does dish out his own brand of revenge, the ending left me feeling a tad bit cold. One thing that the ending does provide is a pretty topical discussion about walls and Mexico that would fit pretty well into the current political climate. While I was unhappy with the dark ending, I did like that slice of commentary.



- A man is shot in the eye.
- A woman is pulled out of a speeding car and splits her head open.
- A man trips over and blows his own head off with a shotgun.
- Men are shot in the head, face, neck, chest, and stomach.
- A man is shot in the face.
- A man's head is set on fire.
- Three people are hacked up with an axe.
- A man steps in a bear trap.
- A woman is stabbed in the throat.
- A woman is shot in the head.
- Men are stabbed in the throat and stomach.
- A man uses a knife to shoot a bullet.
- A man is hit in the chest with an arrow and run over by an SUV.
- We see a man's decapitated head, and his hand's are cut off.
- A man breaks his nose in a car accident.
- A man is shot in the stomach with a shotgun and his intestine's fall out.
- A child is shot in the head.
- A man's head is crushed with a spiked baseball bat.

Happy Hunting is a movie that truly surprised me. It's a violent and bloody tale that feels a little like Mad Max meets The Most Dangerous Game. Gorgeously filmed and an assured debut film from two new filmmakers. At times frenetic and fast-paced, it should keep you entertained for the vast majority of its running time. While the film isn't without its faults, the positives outweigh the negatives here. For once, trust that 100% Fresh Rotten Tomatoes Tomatometer.

Sunday, September 17, 2017

Escape Room (2017)

DIRECTOR: Peter Dukes

WRITER: Peter Dukes


Skeet Ulrich
Sean Young
Christine Donlon
Randy Wayne
Matt McVay
Ashley Gallegos
Hayley Goldstein


Brice owns an escape room in Los Angeles. His business is currently struggling, and he is trying to find new ways to make his escape rooms more interactive and fun. He decides to take an ancient box from an antique shop that contains a demon within it. When a group of friends head to his escape room for a night out, they get more than they bargained for when a possessed killer ruins their night. They have less than an hour to solve the puzzles, or they'll die.

Over the last several years, escape rooms have grown in popularity. It appears that the trend of solving puzzles while in a locked room with only an hour to escape is all the rage these days. Enjoyed with your closest friends, random strangers, and even colleagues at work functions, they are the new in thing to do. It now also seems that horror filmmakers have caught on and taken the concept and ran with it, with no less than six movies and short films coming out over the last three years.

As someone who is yet to experience an escape room. I don't know what the rush or feeling is like of being locked in a room and forced to solve puzzles. As a person who is both competitive and has obsessive-compulsive disorder, they would probably drive me utterly insane. I'm the sort of person who likes to be in control at all times. So I'm not a person that likes to relinquish that power or put it in someone else's hands. If I were to get locked in one of these places, I'd probably get bitterly jealous if someone solved the puzzle before I did.

Escape Room is a movie that almost gets itself across the line for me. It has moments that I really enjoyed here. The story mixes some interesting mythology with demonic possession which uses an escape room as the setting. For the most part, it works. Is it a device that we've seen variations of before? Yes. It's just the director and writer has chosen a clever setting to have our four victims be thrown into, and for my first escape room horror experience, I didn't hate it. It's not without its problems, though.

Since Scream was released in 1996, we've had a massive increase in horror cinema being quite meta and self-referential. Escape Room feels no different here. At times this works wonders. At other times, it borders on the extreme. Sean Young plays an antique shop owner who specialises in oddities. She takes a phone call at one point and states 'do not feed it after midnight'. This was a nice little nod to Gremlins. Our Annabelle doll even gets a mention. I enjoyed these moments. What I didn't enjoy was our two lead male characters name-dropping every horror movie ever made.

In bringing up our two main characters and their girlfriends. They are actually the part of the film that I just didn't care for, or cared if they died. The two main guys have been written to be these relatable horror fans. Yet, I just found them and the girlfriends annoying. The character that I feel that I connected with the most was Skeet Ulrich as a struggling business owner who just wants to run the best escape room in Los Angeles. He is the character that feels the most sympathetic. I believe it's his presence on screen that elevates the story.

Now, our killer who is possessed by a demon is actually pretty creepy. A handyman meets Baghead Jason is what I would say he reminds me of. Here the killer wields a pair of scissors like some crazed homemaker. While the gore isn't too extreme here, we do get a sweet death where a pair of scissors meets the top of a woman's skull, not once but twice. I think the writer has tried to set out and subvert expectations with several of the character deaths and they may actually shock some of the more unsuspecting viewers.

When it comes to the scares and tension, I think that Escape Room sadly misses the mark. I think what the director has gone for here isn't jump scares, but instead, he's tried to create a slow building tension. There aren't a lot of scenes where characters are suddenly scared by loud noises or animals jumping out in front of them. We are aware from about twenty minutes in that our possessed killer inches closer to these victims by way of a timer and a chain. It's this which keeps the characters on edge.

Lastly, I wanted to talk about some glaring issues with the plot. The film opens with two characters in the desert who decide to bury the box. When things turn sour due to the box having a hold over them, it ends in murder and suicide. We never find out how it makes its way to the US. We don't know how it came into possession of each person. All we get is some credits with the box photoshopped into different decades. We don't even get any backstory on the demon. We just know that skull-box is what houses it. I'd have liked a little more from the story.



- A man is shot in the back.
- A man shoots himself in the head.
- A man is stabbed in the back and chest with scissors.
- A woman is stabbed in the head twice with scissors.
- A woman is stabbed in the chest with a shard of glass.
- A man is stabbed in the arm with a shard of glass.
- A man is shot in the chest and face by police.

Escape Room is the first of several released and planned movies that turn the escape room into a place of pain, hurt, and suffering. While this movie has many problems, I still found elements of the story that I enjoyed. I think the film mixes this latest craze with the supernatural well enough. We have a creepy looking killer, some clever meta gags, and decent performances from Skeet Ulrich and Sean Young. Where the movie loses points is a few glaring plot holes, lack of scares, and unlikable characters in our four victims.

Friday, September 15, 2017

The Hatred (2017)

DIRECTOR: Michael G. Kehoe

WRITER: Michael G. Kehoe


Sarah Davenport
Andrew Divoff
Darby Walker
Alisha Wainwright
Bayley Corman
Nina Siemaszko
Amanda Wyss
Ronnie Gene Blevins


When four young women travel to their college professor's new country house for a weekend getaway. They soon get more than they bargained for when they discover that the house hides an incredibly dark secret. As they start to snoop around, they find that the original owner may have close ties to the Nazi's and Hitler himself. It's now up to the four women to fight for survival and stop an ancient evil.

The Hatred comes to us from Producer Malek Akkad. You may know him from such movies as Halloween: The Curse Of Michael Myers, Halloween H20, the forgettable Halloween: Resurrection, both of the Rob Zombie Halloween remakes and the all-new Halloween sequel. So going into this latest flick, and seeing his name on the project, I thought that it had some clout. With a big-named producer behind the movie, I was sort of excited to see what this one had to offer.

After watching The Hatred. This is a movie that is riddled with problems. Yet, it has stuff that I admire about it. This is a spin on the haunted house film that we've all seen a hundred times or more. When it comes to that element of the plot, though, you'll have likely seen it all before. I can't see many horror fans walking out of this movie shocked by the events that happen once our four young women are preyed upon by a malevolent, revenge-seeking ghost. I'd say it's the most ridiculous part when it comes to the story if I'm honest.

Before our rage-filled entity starts to dispatch of the core group. The plot delves into the history of the property, and previous owners. This is the part of the story that I enjoyed. It feels like for half of the film, it's grounded in some kind of reality. I liked that this patriarch of the original family was connected to Hilter and the whole Nazi occupation. I thought this was a nice touch. I also really enjoyed the addition of the amulet and the connection to the Knights Templar. I thought this was an interesting little twist on what we've come to expect.

Once these two elements come colliding together, it all sort of falls apart. Things get increasingly silly and at times laughable. The patriarch wearing an old protective suit with a gas mask is inherently creepy. It's a visual that gets under your skin. The fact that the patriarch is strict and the family is Amish. It gives it this uncomfortable vibe when the daughter wants to explore life outside her confined upbringing. They should have had him be the main villain. We hate him from the outset, and they decide to go with the dead daughter who like in many of these supernatural films, just wants to be found. A plot device we've seen before.

Why is it when a character is killed in a violent rage, that their spirit decides to harm the people that it's trying to connect with in hopes of getting them to free their body so they can be at peace? Haven't these spirits ever heard of the saying that you catch more flies with honey? Once it's revealed that the daughter is the big-bad of the film. It's just a very odd visual. We have this bright yellow CGI ghost who is surrounded by this smoke. Screaming and flying around the house just makes it all the funnier, Not scary. It kills all the tension in the story.

I will have to hand it to the director and writers who give the audience one set-piece that completely subverted my expectations and creeped me out. We believe that our protagonist is speaking to the young girl she is babysitting. When she looks under the bed at the request of the little girl, the little girl is under the bed and states 'that's not me'. To pan up and reveal the little girl is, in fact, the spirit. It was genuinely creepy. I also enjoyed the design of this green-skinned creature which is clawed and has bright glowing yellow eyes. They seem to throw a lot at the wall and hope it sticks.

When it comes to the acting, I found it all a little hit and miss. Andrew Divoff who we all know from The Wishmaster is the most well-known of the cast, and as always, the guy does creepy very well. I think he was the standout. Sadly, it's the horror scream queen and icon Amanda Wyss was sadly underused here. She is only here in a blink, and you'll miss it role. The four actresses who play our group are all okay, but them sprouting off facts about Nazi's and the Knights Templar was giving me some Denise Richards vibes in The World Is Not Enough. It all seemed a little farfetched.

Lastly, I wanted to talk about the ending of the movie. I feel that it was a pretty big letdown as it doesn't really explain any of the connection between the patriarch and the Nazi-occupation, the Knights Templar or Hilter. While these four college students give us their theories on the links between our father and his past, it's never really explained. It feels like these details are all provided by way of exposition, yet they don't really come together. I thought that this wasn't executed very well.



- A girl is drowned in a trough.
- A woman sprays insecticide into a man's mouth killing him.
- A woman is attacked by a demon.
- A man is impaled and ripped back into a house.
- Two people are found wrapped in barbwire.
- A woman is attacked by a possessed little girl.
- A bloody message is scrawled across a wall.
- A woman pulls a chunk of glass out of her foot.

The Hatred is a movie that feels like a melting pot of ideas that sadly doesn't come together in the end. What is essentially a run-of-the-mill haunted house story with some neat ideas up its sleeve. What works in the story here is the backstory of the original family and the Nazi connection. What doesn't work is all of the supernatural stuff. Instead of providing scares, it backfires and becomes unintentionally funny. It's not all bad, it just doesn't feel like it reaches its full potential.

Monday, September 11, 2017

Ghost House (2017)

DIRECTOR: Rich Ragsdale


Kevin O'Sullivan
Jason Chase Tyrrell
Rich Ragsdale
Kevin Ragsdale


Scout Taylor-Compton
James Landry Hebert
Mark Boone Junior
Russell Geoffrey Banks
Rich Lee Gray
Wen-Chu Yang
Elena Krausz
Michael S. New


Julie and Jim are a young American couple who take a trip to Thailand. The plan is for them to experience the culture together. After some sightseeing in Bangkok, Jim asks Julie to marry him. This is observed by two fellow guests that are staying in the hotel. When they take them out to celebrate the engagement, they are unknowingly tricked into disrespecting a ghost house. This leads to Julie being stricken with a curse that is connected to a malevolent spirit.

There is no greater feeling in the world to me than travelling to a foreign country and experiencing that culture. Travelling is one of the most exhilarating and freeing things in the world. To be taken out of your comfort zone, there is nothing quite like it. I can say that I have been on both sides of travelling, the positives and the negatives. So I always find myself gravitating towards these type of movies that show tourists taken out of their usual situations and thrown into the horrors of exploring the unknown.

Going into Ghost House, I was expecting something along the lines of The Grudge or The Other Side Of The Door, and the whole J-Horror remake craze. I thought it would riff on that whole 'Tourism Gone Wrong' sub-genre. Ghost House, for the most part, is precisely that. This is a film about an American couple who travel to Thailand and get more than they bargained for. I live for these type of movies, and I have to say that I enjoyed myself more than I didn't with this latest take on a familiar story.

While Ghost House has plenty of problems, I wanted to start with the positives of the film. I've never been to Thailand. I have travelled to China and Japan and found both places either very rewarding or spiritual. As I watched this, I felt that the writers and filmmaker tried their best to show Thailand in that light. While still a horror film, and where things go wrong. It only made me want to travel there myself and experience this country for myself. It didn't deter me, as much as it did excite me.

I also found myself enjoying the mythology that this story sets up. I pride myself on knowing a lot of the weird and strange stuff that inhabits this world. Yet, I had never heard of a ghost house until I saw this movie. In The Grudge, when a person dies in the grip of a powerful rage, that person stains that place of death and seeks to pass on a curse that will eventually kill anyone who comes upon that place. I really loved that about the film. In Ghost House, we have these miniature ghost houses that are created to appease the spirits so they won't move into your house.

The movie has this sense of dread looming over it from about fifteen minutes in, and it doesn't really let up until the third act of the film. Once our couple is offered up and is tricked into disrespecting the ghost house, all of the life and colour is drained from this movie. That whole feeling of being lost and alone in a foreign country is felt here. Minus a few nightmarish sequences involving fire, the film stays dark and sombre. It captures the mythology and sense of dread well.

When it comes to the actual scares, I don't think the movie was all that scary. It has all the usual jump scares that we've come to expect. Quick flash cuts and the sudden loud noises are littered throughout the film. We've even got that hallway scene where the lights are flickering, just they've not included the ghost in each flicker. It felt very The Grudge 2. A lot of the visuals feel like we've seen them before. I don't think this is going to break any new ground when it comes to the supernatural stuff.

Another issue that I have with Ghost House is the third act. I don't know what I was expecting with how they were going to break the curse that Julie is inflicted with, but it wasn't a ritual and sacrifice. It feels different from other films in that sense but also plays incredibly silly. I'm all for witch doctors needing to have someone slice off their own finger as a sacrifice. It's the firey CGI ghost screaming in her demonic voice and scurrying up walls like some cockroach that sort of killed all the tension in that final ritual scene. Not the worst ritual scene I've witnessed in 2017.

Lastly, we come to the performances. I've been pretty vocal about my hate-rage for Scout Taylor-Compton's acting in the Halloween films. The more I watch her in other genre films, the more I appreciate her performances. I thought she carried the film. James Landry Herbert who I know from a couple of Micky Keating's movies is decent here. Not as manic and crazy as I've seen him in other films, but here he stars as the sympathetic fiance. The most well known of the cast is Mark Boone Junior, who plays a seedy club owner. He seems to have the most fun with his role.



- A ghost shoves her arm down a woman's throat.
- A man is seen being repeatedly punched in the face.
- We see a road accident involving three deaths.
- A woman is seen burning alive.
- A man cuts off his own finger.
- Visions of a hospital corridor covered in blood.

Ghost House isn't without its faults. The movie has a pretty silly third act, and a lot of the scares don't really land. What the story does get right is that it has this sense of hopelessness and being lost in a foreign country. The film looks aesthetically creepy. I think the performances are what really holds this movie together. I wanted to see our couple make it out of this horrible situation alive and that falls back on the chemistry between Scout and James. This is worth a watch.

Thursday, September 07, 2017

Dementia 13 (2017)

DIRECTOR: Richard LeMay


Dan DeFilippo
Justin Smith


Julia Campanelli
Channing Pickett
Steve Polites
Ana Isabelle
Marianne Noscheze
Ben van Berkum
Anthony Salvador Lewis
Donal Brophy
Roland Sands
Christian Ryan


Several of the Haloran Family decide to visit the families country estate which is now where the eldest son currently resides with his new wife. They are visiting to honour the memory of their youngest daughter who drowned in the lake by the house. Now, like every family, they have their secrets. The secrets will come back to haunt them when a killer shows up at the estate and starts picking off the family one by one.

Going into Dementia 13, the only thing that I knew about this film was that it was a remake of the Francis Ford Coppola movie. You know, the man that gave us Dracula, Apocalypse Now, and The Godfather Trilogy. At the beginning of his career, the man directed a proto-slasher. This is the only thing that I knew about the remake. Due to not seeing the original, I have no basis for comparison between the two films. I can only think that if the remake is anything like the original, Francis Ford Coppola went onto bigger and better things.

Dementia 13 is an odd one. The story feels very fractured and almost non-linear, at first. That is until things start unravelling and the sort-of-twist is revealed at the end. For the first hour and ten minutes, I was wondering what the hell was going on in the story, as it feels like three separate storylines which finally come crashing together in the end. While they end up making some form of sense, it still felt a little all over the place for the first hour of the film.

The story itself starts out with a woman who looks like she is being emotionally and physically abused by her husband. When she decides to finally fight back, it appears as if she is our protagonist. Cue to her being brutally murdered with an axe just a few minutes later when the family storyline comes into play. It's a bit of a jarring moment as I was expecting one thing and something entirely different happens. At first, I was onboard with this early storyline. It's when the family come into play that things sort of spiral out of control.

Right up until the final twist, this family is all over the place. We get vengeful ghosts, a masked killer who is picking the family members off one-by-one, and awful acting. With every member of the family containing a secret. Not one of them is likeable. So as the family are being killed off, we really have no one to root for here. It's as if the writers wanted us to hate every single person here and for the most part, we really do. Even our abused wife who turns out to be a gold-digger in a later reveal. It's a very odd choice to not have a proper hero and everyone as a villain.

The story almost feels like they were trying to replicate the success and feel of You're Next without any of the cleverness. A family comes to a rural estate. A killer shows up and starts murdering people. It felt similar, but the storyline involving the ghost takes it out of that grounded reality. I think had the story just been about a family who was there to honour the memory of their dead daughter, and a killer is killing off the entire family to obtain the inheritance and estate, it would have played much better for me personally. I'm not sure if the original film plays the same way.

When it comes to the twist of the killer's identity, it felt predictable. With the way, the story plays out, it could only really be this one person. From the outset, only one real character has any motive to kill, and they are the worst of the family. When they are seen being killed, it's never actually confirmed. So for the entire running time, I was just waiting for this person to pull off the mask and when it happens, I wasn't at all shocked by the reveal. It was actually a little disappointing, to be honest.

When it comes to the cinematography and location, I think the film looked great. The country-side manor is gorgeous. The estate is castle-like, and while they don't use it for any really great chase scenes, it's a nice place to house all the characters. I think the director does try to deliver a few well-done camera shots and angles. I can't fault them for at least trying to provide a decent looking film even though the budget was probably quite minimal on this slasher.

Lastly, we come to the gore and bloodshed. I love that the director has chosen to go with practical gore effects over computer-generated. It makes the death scenes a lot more enjoyable when we are watching a woman take an axe to the chest, or a bloke being repeatedly smashed in the face with a wooden oar. I think minus a few cheaper looking gore makeup effects, most of this movie seems very well done, and we get a few bucketloads of blood splashed about in the film. On the carnage candy front, I've got no real complaints.



- A man and woman are strangled and choked to death.
- A woman falls over and hits her head on a rock.
- A man's head is beaten in with a hammer.
- A man's head is smashed in with an oar.
- A man is hit in the back with an axe.
- Several men are shot in the head.
- A woman is hit in the chest with an axe.
- A guy is shot in the chest and stomach.
- A woman dies after being shot in the back.
- A woman is dragged into a lake and drowned.

Being a remake of the Francis Ford Coppola slasher from the early sixties, I'm sure a remake comes with some hesitance from fans of the director. How do you follow that up such from such an iconic filmmaker and provide your own vision? Luckily for me, I haven't seen the original. So I went into this remake with an open mind. Sadly, this is a movie that misses the mark. A supernatural slasher with some pretty terrible acting and a predictable third act drag this story down. All is not lost though, go in for all of the gory practical effects and you might come out surprised.

Tuesday, September 05, 2017

Bullet Head (2017)

DIRECTOR: Paul Solet

WRITER: Paul Solet


Adrian Brody
Antonio Banderas
John Malkovich
Rory Culkin
Ori Pfeffer


When three criminals decide to hide out in a warehouse while trying to evade the law, they soon discover that they may have trespassed on the wrong property. When they find the remnants of a deceased man and a room full of decomposing dogs, they soon realise that the law that is closing in on them from the outside, may not be as deadly as whats roaming within the walls inside of the warehouse.

While listening to one of my favourite horror podcasts, they talked about Bullet Head in passing. They had stated that the director was a close friend and that they finally got around to seeing it, which they had described as a lot of fun. I had no reason to doubt these guys. They are usually on the money. When you tell me that a movie is about a killer dog inside a warehouse, hunting and preying on unsuspecting victims. I'm sold on that film. Cujo, Man's Best Friend, etc. They all hold a pretty special place in my heart.

Looking at the poster for the film, it gives you no indication whatsoever that this is a story about an enormous killer dog inside a warehouse trying to maul several people. This appears to be like one of the many B-Grade, Americana Gangster Crime movies that litter those shelves of your local shopping market bargain bin. For the most part, this is just that. It has that crime film element, but this has a twist involving the killer dog. It's a shame they don't use that element more in the film.

I put Bullet Head on while I had a group of friends over. I told them, I believed it was a horror-adjacent movie about a killer dog that hunts a group of criminals down in a warehouse. They all sounded relatively keen to watch the carnage unfold. At various times throughout the first forty minutes, my friends were asking me, "When does the horror start?." On IMDb, this is listed as a crime thriller, and I think hearing them talk about this on a horror podcast, I thought this was going to be more in line with those 'Animals Attack' films.

The first big issue that I have with Bullet Head is that it's just not that fun. Of course, the people on this podcast are going to praise it as it's made by a friend of theirs. It's hard to be harsh on a movie when it's directed by a friend. The pace of the film feels plodding. The first half of the film, barely anything happens. Here you have managed to secure an Oscar winner and a twice Oscar-nominated actor, and all you have them do is stand around in an empty warehouse, arguing with a third actor who isn't even in the same league as them when trying to share the screen? I just didn't enjoy any of the dynamic here.

We also have Antonio Banderas in the villain role. The man who owns the warehouse. The one who has apparently been using the warehouse as a dog-fighting ring. With a name like Blue, he is not happy that these criminals have taken up refuge here. When he comes into the story in the third act, it's a scenery-chewing performance. You have him going up against Adrian Brody and John Malkovich who are trying their hardest to keep this story afloat, and it becomes a weird mix of shootouts, evil dog chases, and a battle of wits. It all feels a little too late.

My favourite aspect of Bullet Head is the cinematography. When you're filming inside a warehouse that is filled with rubble, you really don't have much to go on regarding a colourful aesthetic. This has a very cold and brutalist look and feel to it. Luckily, for the audience, we get to witness a lot of excellent camera work. There are the swirling camera shots when a character goes into a drug-induced stupor. We have underwater shots as bullets fly around a person. A dog hunting a man who is hiding atop a piano while the camera lingers above him. I can't fault the look of the film. This looks very well made.

For me, I think what would've made this film more enjoyable was if they added more of the killer dog. I actually think it would've benefitted the story more. What we get is a crime film with a subplot featuring a vicious dog that isn't used nearly enough here. I think had they gone all out and just delivered a story about three criminals trying to survive a killer dog, and lent itself more to the horror genre, I think this film would've been a more enjoyable ride for me personally. Some people may enjoy the melding of crime film meets when animals attack story.

Lastly, when it comes to the gore and violence, I felt that the movie was restrained when it came to the attack scenes. We get aftermath shots that appear bloody, but we don't ever really get to see the attacks themselves. The most gruesomely bloody of the attack scenes in the movie comes just before the credits begin to roll. I would have relished if the film had been just an absolute vicious dog attack movie that gave us buckets of blood. If you don't like violence against animals, you may find some of the scenes quite distressing here.



- A man's body is found after being attacked by a dog.
- We see a man follow blood down a hallway.
- A dog chews down on a man's arm.
- A dog is killed off-screen during a dogfight.
- We witness several dead dogs in a mass grave.
- A dog dies after being shot.
- A man's throat is torn out by a dog.
- We see the aftermath of a man who has been killed by a dog.

Bullet Head feels like a missed opportunity. While the film has a renowned cast, some emotional heft towards the third act, and some excellent cinematography and camera work. It's sadly not enough to save the movie. For a good portion of the running time is just incredibly slow-moving. It feels like not a lot happens here. Maybe, I just went in expecting a killer dog movie and got something different to what I was anticipating. A crime movie with elements of when animals attack. I just wish I'd been given more canine and less crime.

Sunday, September 03, 2017

House On Elm Lake (2017)

DIRECTOR: James Klass


Shannon Holiday
James Klass


Becca Hirani
Andrew Hollingworth
Faye Goodwin
Lorena Andrea
Tara MacGowran
Oliver Ebsworth
Kate Lush
Tony Manders


When a couple and their young daughter move into a quaint lake house, they want to make a fresh start for themselves. Little do the couple realise that the lake house has a dark history. Just several years earlier, the previous family was brutally murdered in a ritualistic killing. Once the family moves in, they soon come under the possession of something far darker.

House on Elm Lake begins with an incredibly unpleasant scene where both parent and child are tortured and brutally murdered during a dark ritual. Being utterly repugnant is the primary objective here and what this movie does is it falls back into those exact patterns, time and time again. It doesn't need to appear realistic in any form. It won't have to be overtly obscene and gory. What this house on Elm Lake does to obtain this reaction from me is that it feels like this is all shock for shock values sake. It feels like it doesn't have anything else to say.

From the word go, this movie wastes no time in throwing the audience into complete savagery. I love me some sheer brutality and bloodlust, but when you open your film and within thirty seconds, watch a father stab his own child in the stomach not once but fourteen times while his mother watches on. It feels mean-spirited and not fun. I know that its goal is to set up the house at Elm Lake and why this new family gets it so cheap, but some restraint here still would have reached that point without all that need for such cruelness. 

Once we are introduced to this new family that has taken over the property. We are given roughly fifteen minutes of family dynamic before the reasons behind why they have moved into the new lake house are made clear. Tonally, the happy young family thing doesn't feel genuine once we learn the husband has cheated on his wife for the better part of six months. They are now trying to make things work, but for me as an audience member, this makes me automatically hate his character. The more people that we are introduced to, the more they become unlikeable.

It feels like both of the writers set out to write these awful and torturous characters. We have the best friend of our female lead who is the one the husband had an affair with. The only good thing about that dynamic is that it's revealed that the best friend always knew and forgave her. I thought that was a neat touch. We have a babysitter who goes out of her way to scare their daughter. She's just a bitch. Now the cheating bloke and his grovelling missus are the most poorly written of the lot. It's all conflict and no resolution. Even our female psychic isn't memorable here. Not once did I find myself connecting to a single character nor did I care for any of them. I didn't care if they lived or died here.

You can also feel that both writers were inspired by a lot of better horror movies. This feels like a collection of homages or direct moments that have been lifted from other films. The biggest is The Evil Dead. We have the house in the woods. We have a book that while not the Necronomicon is clearly inspired by and wrapped in skin. There is a scene where our main character hires a psychic who enters the house and can already see that a dark entity has possessed her partner like in The Conjuring. It just feels as if no effort has gone into setting itself apart as its own story. Here they have relied on these better films to craft their vision.

The highlight of House on Elm Street is the gore. While the film isn't exactly graphic or realistic concerning gore. There is a lot of bloodshed on display here. This is also a very low budget movie. It was made for roughly five thousand dollars and shot over eight days. For the most part, I found myself liking a lot of the violence even if you could tell the filmmaker was limited. A sex scene that features both parties covered entirely in blood is the highlight of the film for me. Had the production had a bigger budget, I think they have been able to create some bigger set-pieces.

Is House on Elm Street scary? No. I think with a lot of the restrictions placed on the film due to budget. A lot of the scenes that try to play frightening feel very familiar. Not once did I get shocked by any of the jump scares here. The most uncomfortable moments all fall back on our young actress who has to act around an old man who is easily in his late fifties while he is stark naked. A lot of male nudity is shown with our young actress in the same scene. It's either done for real, or they have managed to do some pretty solid camera trickery on their small budget.

Lastly, I wanted to talk about the acting. I think what makes the performances in the film feel like they miss the mark, all fall back on the writing of the characters. Pretty much all of the characters in the movie are either unlikeable or are revealed to have done stuff that one would consider deceitful. The only innocent one is the daughter, and even her character feels underrepresented in the scheme of things. I think our two leads show promise regarding performance; they just haven't been given much to work within this story.



- A child is repeatedly stabbed in the stomach.
- A babysitter's eyes are gouged out.
- A woman is brutally raped.
- A little girl is suffocated with a pillow.
- A woman is killed with an axe.
- A woman is stabbed in the back.
- A sink starts to fill with blood.
- A guy is scratching a leg wound.
- A man urinates and coughs up blood.
- A woman is strangled, and her head is slammed against the floor.
- A woman stabs her husband in the chest twice.
- A man has his head crushed in a car bonnet.
- An old man is seen bleeding out of his mouth.
- A naked woman is seen showering in blood.
- A couple has sex covered in blood.

House on Elm Lake is a swing and miss for me. It's a film that I feel has the best of intentions. No one sets out to make a bad movie. This story is a horror through and through. The film is unpleasant from the opening scene until the bitter end. The is bloody and violent. It's sadly let down by a terrible script that feels like it borrows from much better movies, instead of being its own beast. A familiar retread of the tropes that we've all come to know. 

Friday, September 01, 2017

It Comes At Night (2017)

DIRECTOR: Trey Edward Shults

WRITER: Trey Edward Shults


Joel Edgerton
Carmen Ejogo
Christopher Abbott
Riley Keough
Kelvin Harrison Jr.
Griffin Robert Faulkner
David Pendleton


As a family stays secure in their desolate home in the wilderness. An unnatural threat terrorises the outside world. When a desperate young family shows up at their house seeking refuge, things suddenly go from bad to worse. As tension and paranoia set in between the two families. The lingering threat that awaits on the outside may not be as dangerous as the one now growing between the group of people inside the home.

Back in April of 2017, It Comes At Night first debuted at the Overlook Film Festival. It opened to rave reviews, and the hype machine was in full swing. A24 is a studio who have only been around for roughly five years and has had an incredible run with their films. Their genre movies have also been some of the best of the last decade. We've had Under The Skin, Ex Machina, The Witch, Green Room, The Blackcoat's Daughter, The Killing Of A Sacred Deer, and Hereditary. They are on a roll at the moment.

When the trailer for It Comes At Night first debuted. I think a lot of horror fans may have been under the impression that the movie may have been about a monster of some sort. The title and all of the promotion for the film may have hinted at a story that was far more sinister than what we get in the final movie. Once it debuted, the critics were all over the film. I heard a lot of disappointment from fans that thought that the movie wasn't what they had expected, and the marketing was all a lie and had deceived horror fans.

Once I finally got around to watching It Comes At Night. The film had already been and gone. It came and left cinemas. The hype had died down. The genre had been divided by the movie they had witnessed. I had listened to an array of my favourite podcasts review the film, and not one of them had ruined it for me with their talks. Still, opinion was incredibly divided. It wasn't until the movie had landed on Netflix that I finally got to watch it. With all the talk of people saying that the film doesn't promise what the title is meant to deliver. I went into this not expecting a monster movie and was pleasantly surprised with the outcome.

Yes, It Comes At Night isn't a creature feature. Some people may even feel that this title misleads horror fans. Yet, I think genre fans made up their mind with what they were getting way too quickly with this one. This is an end of the world tale that deals with a deadly virus, and for that, I really enjoyed it. Something eventually does come during the night, and while it isn't a monster, that title does make complete sense to me now that I've seen this film. What takes place in the movie was enough to have me on the edge of my seat more than once.

What I loved about It Comes At Night was that from the very first moments that this movie begins, it is steeped in dread. While the film is very slow-burn in its approach and build-up towards its conclusion. I never felt like the family was safe, and for that, it made this incredibly nerve-wracking. The entire movie is dripping with suspense. It had moments where I genuinely felt the hairs on the back of my neck stand-up. One scene being the red-door sequence. That moment was chilling stuff even if the overall story took that time in getting to those scary places.

The acting in It Comes At Night was excellent. Joel Edgerton is a fantastic actor. Being Australian, I've known his work since first seeing him in the superb drama Praise. He has just gone from strength to strength, and I'm glad that he broke into Hollywood. I remember first seeing Carmen Ejogo is The Purge: Anarchy and knew she'd be one to watch. This is now the third movie that I've seen her in, and I thought she was bloody brilliant here. Riley Keough and Christopher Abbott round out the main cast. Both do great in their respective roles as well.

Now onto the issues that I had with It Comes At Night. My biggest issue is the ending of the film. This is one dark ending. This is not exactly a pleasant experience. You will not walk out of this story saying that was enjoyable. It's an ending that descends into paranoia and death. I felt so sorry for certain characters in this movie. It is the same issue that I had with Jackals. It's a grueling film where I think some form of a happy ending wouldn't have gone astray. I felt emotionally drained by the time the credits had begun to roll.

Lastly, I wanted to talk about the look of It Comes At Night. I think this is a gorgeous looking film. For a movie made for five million dollars and set mostly within a house in the wilderness. A lot of the cinematography and camera work looked fantastic. I think a lot of the more horror elements looked incredibly creepy here. I loved that the look and feel of the film weren't about jump scares but were slow-burn tension. To make a house scary and the wilderness feel like a threat, I can't wait to see what Trey Edward Shults delivers next.



- An old man is shot in the head, and his body is set on fire.
- A man, woman, and child are gunned down in cold blood.
- A teenage boy dies after becoming infected.
- A man is repeatedly hit in the face.
- Two men are gunned down in a forest.
- A woman vomits up black sludge into a teenage boys mouth.
- A dog gets sick and die, and its body is set on fire.
- A teenage boy is shown covered in infected sores.

When It Comes At Night debuted, critics and audiences were divided. I heard a lot of mixed opinions before I finally saw it. Going into this, I wasn't sure what to expect. I feel that the movie was more successful than it wasn't. I got a well made and creepy film about paranoia and the end of the world. While this isn't an enjoyable experience, this is filled with suspense and excellent performances. While some may find the title misleading, you will most certainly find that something does indeed come at night.